Thursday, August 1, 2013

Nag #2 - Boring Writers


            It’s like speed dating, but the stakes are much higher.

         I believe that the most valuable piece of real estate in any kind of writing – short story, essay, novel, you name it – is the first page, or what might take an average reader sixty seconds to read. It’s what casual browsers in book stores might look at, or what the sample page on Amazon or Smashwords might show. That’s where the game is won or lost. Hook your reader there and celebrate as they read the rest of it, or cry like a little girl as they move on to another book. So much like speed dating. Although the people who run speed dating events discreetly ask you to leave if you start hooting or weeping. Then they insist. And they've already called security.

            Good times. But I digress.