Thursday, March 7, 2013

Nag #1 - Xombee Guy


Premise: The Morning Nag started on my 6:30 am drive into work. It turns out that I shouldn’t listen to the news, ingest caffeine, try to figure out why my pets act the way they do, or think about why my dishwasher isn’t working on my morning commute. I started this blog to work out some of these issues. Brace yourselves.
Mission: To pester the bejeezus out of people or institutions that I find frustrating, hoping to nag them into forthright action. No one is safe. No one.
Today on The Morning Nag we have Xombee Guy, America’s most loveable zombie, star of the hit webcomic of the same name. My purpose is to nag his creator, Mark Gosson, into continuing the webcomic past his self-imposed, arbitrary deadline of one year. I mean, come on…

TMN: Xombee Guy, welcome. Thanks for coming on the blog.
XG: Blog? McDuff told me this was a job interview. I’m going to kill him. Hmmm – I bet he tastes like mutton and haggis.

TMN: Ah. Yes. So, you were once a human, correct? And then you became a zombie?
XG: Yes. My rebirthday is coming up in May, 2013.
TMN: What kind of changes have you noticed since your…transformation?